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Oh that pit bull has as face almost like my darling Gracie’s!!

Why can’t I own a rescue with lots of land and whatnot and save more dogs and kitties? 

(via fuckyeahjrts)

Everyone, stop what you’re doing! HOCUS POCUS is on Disney Channel. RIGHT. NOW. 

Oh Bette Midler, you gem. 

Oh SJP, there you are. 

Ice Loves Coco and Khloe & Lamar DO make me believe in love.*

Clever of you to promote love stories during the Kim & Kris breakdown. Very very clever. You guys are rocket scientists, practically.**

We did it, Zucky! We’re super rich again!
Lindsay Funke, early angel investor 

Graham Elwood is the bomb. 

Don’t start with me today, Tumblr. I can’t have posts and re-blogs getting lost on me! 

Nailed it.

flavorpill:

buzzfeed:

laughterkey:

ilovecharts:

People Who Use Pinterest

I don’t want to start using Pinterest. Stop trying to make me use it, Internet!

Dorsey, does this make more sense? 

Did you know that BuzzFeed, a site whose staff is entirely made up of women planning their weddings, is on Pinterest?

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!  The Flavorpill staff, which is 90% women planning their weddings and 15% women who wish they were still planning their weddings and 100% bad at math, are ALSO on Pinterest planning or not planning their weddings!

Guilty as charged, LB. Guilty. As. Charged.*
*my adventures are to work and froyo, I can’t help it! 
lucillebruise:

GPOMy feelings about most San Francisco residents. 

Guilty as charged, LB. Guilty. As. Charged.*

*my adventures are to work and froyo, I can’t help it! 

lucillebruise:

GPOMy feelings about most San Francisco residents. 

- Says friend coming to visit (YAY!!!) next weekend.

You DO realize you’re married right?
Scott Disick (sp?), voice of reason, to idiot Kim Kardashian