February 2012
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Updated ABOUT Page for sfBirdie →
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you know
Missouri was the state none of us could figure out on our drive x-country.
Every billboard was either an ad for a sex shop or for finding Jesus.
Clearly, the people or Missouri have some issues.
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Um
Is Lenny Kravitz Cinna?
I don’t know how I feel about that, although I must say initial impression looks pretty good. But sweet lawd was that a surprise to me!
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Madonna's new song?
YES, THIS. EXACTLY.
feelinghellastabby:
I’d rather listen to Hey Mickey on repeat. Am I the only one who feels this way? Am I at a point in my life where I don’t “get what the kids are listening to these days”? Oh god. It’s happening.
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Sand Chair: The Game
me: WHAT IS SAND CHAIR
I want to do it
Dave: Sandchair is so great.
me: It looks so great
Dave: It's a competitive sitting game.
me: right up my alley
OHMIGOD
IT IS PERFECT FOR ME
Dave: Basically you all put a chair on the sandbar and start drinking beers.
And the first person to fall backward has to go get beers for everyone.
me: I am in love with this game
Dave: One of the many lazy drinking games we've invented at the cabin.
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There's something so disappointing
about an under-toasted bagel and cream cheese.
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““My sweet friends and family,
This sunday will be a really important day in...”
– Everyone’s probably seen this already. But just in case. This is an email Gisele sent out to friends and family that the NY Post somehow got a hold of.
God I hope someone takes his other fucking knee cap out on Sunday.
(via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)
Barfalicious.
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excuse me, hunger games movie trailer
Primrose did NOT give the Mockingjay to Katniss; the mayor’s daughter gave it to her.
Oh lord, I’m turning into one of those people. You know, the ones who read the book and get annoyed when the movie isn’t exactly like it?
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Everyone, stop what you’re doing! HOCUS POCUS is on Disney Channel. RIGHT. NOW.
Oh Bette Midler, you gem.
Oh SJP, there you are.
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Yes E!
Ice Loves Coco and Khloe & Lamar DO make me believe in love.*
Clever of you to promote love stories during the Kim & Kris breakdown. Very very clever. You guys are rocket scientists, practically.**
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“We did it, Zucky! We’re super rich again!”
– Lindsay Funke, early angel investor
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don't start
Don’t start with me today, Tumblr. I can’t have posts and re-blogs getting lost on me!
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...and I want it to be warm.
- Says friend coming to visit (YAY!!!) next weekend.
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“You DO realize you’re married right?”
– Scott Disick (sp?), voice of reason, to idiot Kim Kardashian
January 2012
38 posts
Brow business
muguet:
I got my eyebrows groomed by a trained professional for the first time in my life. Good news: I’ve been grooming mine right on my own! Bad news: I never seem to want to do it, ever. So I think a once a month brow visit to Benefit will just be an expense I should officially consider.
It was ah-mah-zing. I haven’t had it done since I had time/disposable income to do it back in...
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Don't taste like that, Tomato Soup
You are not a plain sauce, you do not go on pasta and/or meatballs. Show some dimension! HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, YOU’RE A SOUP NOT A SAUCE. YOU ARE THE MAIN EVENT.
Don’t expect the grilled cheese sandwich to do all the tasty work. Come on!
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“More stock photos and slides, please.”
– nobody. ever.
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