Ryan: George insists on the mohawk. Like ten years ago I shaved the mohawk, just for the summer. And...
As some of you may or may not have noticed, last night I had one of my patented minor nervous breakdowns. You know how it goes:...
Seriously, y’all can keep that “dance like nobody’s watching” blah blah blah.
I’ll eat like nobody’s watching, thanks.
It’s not Mardi Gras, but it certainly is a fat Tuesday in my household.
The only one of these I’ve felt compelled to even acknowledge.
Who wrote this, a freshman or a fourth grader?
Either way, they should probably know the plural form of photo before being accepted to FU, if you’re really trying for “academic excellence.”
AND NO, I will NOT be attending my reunion!