Ryan: George insists on the mohawk. Like ten years ago I shaved the mohawk, just for the summer. And...
As some of you may or may not have noticed, last night I had one of my patented minor nervous breakdowns. You know how it goes:...
Seriously, y’all can keep that “dance like nobody’s watching” blah blah blah.
I’ll eat like nobody’s watching, thanks.
It’s not Mardi Gras, but it certainly is a fat Tuesday in my household.
You are not a plain sauce, you do not go on pasta and/or meatballs. Show some dimension! HAVE SOME SELF-RESPECT, YOU’RE A SOUP NOT A SAUCE. YOU ARE THE MAIN EVENT.
Don’t expect the grilled cheese sandwich to do all the tasty work. Come on!